subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns
Here is the fudgiest brownie in a mug recipe I’ve found
Here are some fun sites
Here is a master post of Adventure Time episodes and comics
Here is a master post of movies including Disney and Studio Ghibli
Here is a master post of other master posts to TV shows and movies
*tucks you in with fuzzy blanket* *pats your head*
You’ll be okay, friend <3
i will reblog this everytime it shows up because any of my followers could have a bad night right now
cover the middle and you go faster, cover the outside and you go slower
omfg it actually works
This is aweso-praise him
Are these people being possessed? What’s going on?
Married life with the Doctor and Rose
her spin will never fail to make me laugh rose is just like ‘oh dear sweet lord’ 'as if it's not bad enough they all think i'm in my underclothes' 'now he's insulting their massive telescope' 'i better go put a stop to this immediately' 'by standing very close to him''very very close' 'distract him with my body — that usually works like a charm' (via thebadddestwolf)
Are we going to talk about the fact that they are in sync in the last gif? I love when that happens.
I’m a vegan and srs if you make your pets vegan you’re a fuckhead
Reblogging because i need to have this futurama gif set on speed dial.
Don’t fuck with your animals diets please, hippies.
i wish i was as pretty as my icon
I have incorrectly been saying ‘burqa’ when I meant ‘niqab’ for maybe my whole life.
Who wants to play a game called Spot the Asshole?
I’d reblog this on my other blog but people need to learn about this if they work in fast food and I have a lot of followers on my main blog.
DON’T FUCKING DO THIS, YOU CAN KILL SOMEONE WITH THIS.
seriously though, i’ve heard stories of people giving “skinny” people regular soda instead of diet… newsflash: high blood sugars make you lose weight. a skinny persom that asks for diet soda could very well be diabetic… and then if you give them regular soda, you could cause some serious damage, even comas or death. i don’t care how you feel towards a customer, GIVE THEM THE DRINK THEY ASKED FOR.
There is a coffee place near my home and they happens to serve sugar-free hot chocolate being a type one diabetic this is great because it has about half the amount of carbs. This one time I ordered it the employee rolled his eyes at me. When I got my drink I thought it tasted differently but I was with friends and wasn’t paying a ton of attention. Later my blood sugar was in the high 400s and we had no idea why, everything was in order. I had to stay up all night to get my blood sugars under control. I thought of the employee might have something to do with it. The next day I went back and the same guy was working, my mom confronted him and the manager and the guy admitted that he had given me a regular hot coco and had even put extra sugar in it. He tried to justify his actions because ” how was he supposed to know I was diabetic” and ”I thought just thought she was some chick trying to lose weight that she didn’t need to lose” He lost his job and I never went back there. But it put be in danger and if I hadn’t caught the high when I did I could of ended up in the hospital.
Something like that hot cocoa thing is ridiculously dangerous. With soda the taste is such a drastic difference that while it is still dangerous you have a much better chance of immediately realizing something is wrong.